Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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