I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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