sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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