you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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