Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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