i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am one with the molecules
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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