why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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