Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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