just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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