I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
