Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
