She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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