Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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