Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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