Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
