break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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You. Win. At. Life.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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