she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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