It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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