Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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