I think my fart just growled at me.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
