I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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