I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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