finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
