This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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