Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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