I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Come share oat with me in your robe
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