if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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