Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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