Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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