Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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