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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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