Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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