I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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