Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
This is my gift to your gina
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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