When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Two words: nipple clamps
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