Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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