Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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