how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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