billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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