if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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