so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Do plants get herpes?
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