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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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