This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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