so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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