I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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