So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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