dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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