It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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