yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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