real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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